Funny Quotes. Don Marquis
“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”
Don Marquis
Funny Quotes. John Mendoza
“If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?”
John Mendoza
Funny Quotes. Rita Rudner
“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.”
Rita Rudner