Funny Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
” Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Kurt Vonnegut
Funny Quotes by Cullen Hightower
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
Cullen Hightower
Funny Quotes by Woody Allen
“I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
Woody Allen